There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

“Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die.

One thing about nurturing the spark – don’t take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up?

It’s ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices….. ….”

“You are employed.”

He said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to  fill in, as well as date when  you may start.”

The man replied “But I don’t have a computer, neither an email.”

“I’m sorry”, said the HR manager, “If you don’t have an email, that means  you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.”

The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the super market and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate.

He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours,  he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times,
and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every
day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleetof delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was oncluded, the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, “I don’t have an email”.

The broker answered curiously, “You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an email?!!”

The man thought for a while and replied, ” Yes, I’d be an office boy at  Microsoft!”

Pls Note: – Close all your email addresses & go to sell  tomatoes!!!

2. Your interest towards your work is the key for opportunities.

3. “Success” should be the only thought running in mind.

4. Enjoy the journey to success step by step; as if you climb 2 steps together you may miss the opportunity in the skipped step.

5. There are 2 ways to reach the top
•    Waiting for someone to lift us up
•    We climb up ourselves

6. Don’t get scared of the business risks.
7. Don’t wait to do something you like, start liking the one you do currently.

8. Forget the statements like, “I can’t”, “It is impossible for me”…. As you always can….

9. To be safe in the same position will not help in your growth.

10. Success = 50% Effort + 10% Intelligence+10% Perseverance + 10% Interest + 10% Confidence + 10% Planning

11. Be bold and steady in decision making.

12. Be clever in making people work for you not by being cunning.

13. Be ready to take up opportunities.

14. Don’t postpone anything to next day.

15. Don’t wait for others to let you know your target.

16. Don’t worry for anything as that never helps you by any means.

17. You don’t get happiness only from money.

18. Avoid reflecting your anger

19. Trust in GOD / Yourself.

20. Respect all.

During the play…..
Boy Butterfly – “A small game within us”
Girl Butterfly – “OK”
Boy Butterfly – “The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in
the morning…..that one loves the other one more…..”
Girl Butterfly – “OK”

Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that
he can sit before the girl butterfly does……

Finally, the flower opened…..
What did he see…..?????……..

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The girl butterfly had died inside the flower…..

She stayed there all night……so that early in the morning……as
soon as she sees him…….she can fly to him and tell him how much she
loved him……..
Boy butterfly died finally crying on her.

This is true LOVE….
Life is LOVE…….

LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING……
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING……..

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing
to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and
good-bye grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact  with the other
side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the  dad heard her
say,”God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all  night and got up
at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all
day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get
by until midnight he would be okay. He felt  safe in the office, so
instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight  arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s
the matter?”  He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent
the worst day of my life.”

She said  “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what
happened to me. This morning our neighbor James dropped dead on our
porch.”

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve
been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.

These last 2 weeks have been hell..

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the
last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut,
had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your
games. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want anything
that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you
don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Wife
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West
Virginia together! Have a great life!
_________________________________________

FOLLOWING IS THE RESPONSE FROM THE HUSBAND

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a
far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my games so much because they drown
out your constant whining & gripe Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice
when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was
‘You look just like a boy!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything
if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my
favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I
stopped eating pork 7 years ago.. About those new silk dress: I turned away
from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was
a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from
me that morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.. So when I
hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a
reason, I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born as
Carla(woman) ……… .I hope that’s not a problem

Guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day
So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead

him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and

ladders and tell him to wait a minute.

He’s standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and

out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying

“If you catch me, I’m yours.”

He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.

Before he knows it, he’s running all over the gym, up the ladders, down

the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he’s

about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door. In comes

the management who led him to the showers, and then weighs him. Sure

enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He’s back on the street and starts to think.

“Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time…”

So he races back to the gym and says, “I want to lose 20 more kg.”

“No problem,” says the manager.

Again he is led to the large gym. This time he’s standing by the door

when it opens. Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.

“If I catch you, you’re mine.”

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed

. It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Moral of the story:
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Grief when shared halves the sorrow, but happiness when shared, doubles the joy.

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.

‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’

The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings a joy for everyone who reads it.

Here at the Lujan Zoo near Buenos Aires visitors can ride lions

, cuddle bears, stroke tigers and feed cheetahs. Cages are accessible to everyone who paid $50 and signed the paper saying that if you are eaten, the Zoo is not responsible. Lujan Zoo is about 50 miles from Buenos Aires, has an entrance fee of just £5.

Visitors can even pick up the smaller animals and manhandle them at risk to themselves and the creatures. Shockingly there doesn’t appear to be much in the way of safety regulations to protect either humans or animals and Internet blogs are littered with pictures of tourists with the animals. Here are a few pics for you

Even children are allowed to enter the lion’s cage and fondle a range of animals that have the potential to kill or maim them.

Animal protection charity, The Born Free Foundation, has condemned the zoo and issued a statement to urge tourists not to visit it.
Will Travers, CEO of The Born Free Foundation said: ‘Based on what I have seen displayed on the Lujan Zoo website, I am fearful that a terrible accident is going to happen.

CEO of The Born Free Foundation add : ‘The zoo is, in my view, placing the lives of its visitors at great risk by encouraging them to have ‘close encounters’ with dangerous, potentially lethal, wild animals.

‘Anyone who has any knowledge of big cats will understand that they are wild animals and, as such, as unpredictable. ‘

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence He said, “You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one.  You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won’t matter how many times you say “I’m sorry”, the wound is still there.  A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.”

So always try to think 1000 times before losing your temper, because it will leave a scar which will never ever heal..