Posted by: Mentor on: October 21, 2009
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed.” He said. “Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.” The man [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: October 15, 2009
1. Utilize your half day (12 hours) for your hard (smart) work. 2. Your interest towards your work is the key for opportunities. 3. “Success” should be the only thought running in mind. 4. Enjoy the journey to success step by step; as if you climb 2 steps together you may miss the opportunity in [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: October 12, 2009
Dear hubby, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.. I’ve been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: August 31, 2009
One fat guy – goes to a popular GYM sees an ad for a new gym Guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: June 23, 2009
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage BrideGroom Male (25) , Bride Female(20) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides WHERE FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’ AND Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus =’ThreeStoreyed’ AND BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: June 22, 2009
IT IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN AMERICA. An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells [...]
Posted by: Mentor on: June 22, 2009
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology. Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before! Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it .. What happened is [...]
